You can never read TOO MUCH books
ALL OF THEM. ALL THOSE FUCKING QUESTIONS
OKAY LOSERS PREPARED TO BE WOWED
1. Favorite childhood book?
all of them
2. What are you reading right now?
everything
3. What books do you have on request at the library?
i own the library
4. Bad book habit?
no
5. What do you currently have checked out at the library?
I SAID I OWN THE LIBRARY
I DON’T REQUEST. I DON’T CHECK OUT.
6. Do you have an e-reader?
fuck you
7. Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once?
I read everything always forever
8. Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog?
no
9. Least favourite book you read this year (so far)?
your mom
10. Favorite book you’ve read this year?
they’re all my favorite
11. How often do you read out of your comfort zone?
what
12. What is your reading comfort zone?
i just read books dude
13. Can you read on the bus?
no shit
14. Favorite place to read?
everywhere
15. What is your policy on book lending?
you better give it back in good condition or i swear i will beat you to death
16. Do you ever dog-ear books?
GOD NO
17. Do you ever write in the margins of your books?
NO
18. Not even with text books?
I SAID NO YOU ASSHOLE
19. What is your favourite language to read in?
it doesnt matter
20. What makes you love a book?
it being a book
21. What will inspire you to recommend a book?
IF PEOPLE ASK DUH
22. Favorite genre?
Fantasy
23. Genre you rarely read (but wish you did)?
Horror
24. Favourite biography?
Lincoln
25. Have you ever read a self-help book?
what
26. Favourite cookbook?
Bobby Flay he’s a boss.
not really he’s a douchebag.
27. Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or non-fiction)?
books about cats
28. Favorite reading snack?
mice
29. Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience.
john green books
30. How often do you agree with critics about a book?
nope
31. How do you feel about giving bad/negative reviews?
nooooo
32. If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you chose?
it doesnt matter
33. Most intimidating book you’ve ever read?
BOOKS DONT INTIMIDATE ME
I INTIMIDATE THEM
34. Most intimidating book you’re too nervous to begin?
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
35. Favorite Poet?
Yeats
36. How many books do you usually have checked out of the library at any given time?
NO
37. How often have you returned books to the library unread?
NO AND IF YOU DO THIS YOU’RE AN IDIOT
38. Favorite fictional character?
impossible to answer
39. Favourite fictional villain?
nope
40. Books I’m most likely to bring on vacation?
oh god its like
the most difficult decision
it takes me like
2 weeks to decide
41. The longest I’ve gone without reading.
never
42. Name a book that you could/would not finish
THERE IS NONE
43. What distracts you easily when you’re reading?
YOU’RE DUMB QUESTIONS
44. Favorite film adaptation of a novel?
FUCK YOU AND FUCK MOVIES
45. Most disappointing film adaptation?
ALL OF THEM EVER
no but like Eragon
that movie was horseshit
46. The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time?
I ALSO OWN THE BOOKSTORE
47. How often do you skim a book before reading it?
NO. WHO DOES THIS.
48. What would cause you to stop reading a book half-way through?
DEATH.
49. Do you like to keep your books organized?
YES
50. Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them?
WHAT.
51. Are there any books you’ve been avoiding?
your mom
52. Name a book that made you angry.
no
53. A book you didn’t expect to like but did?
no
54. A book that you expected to like but didn’t?
no
55. Favorite guilt-free, pleasure reading?
what
55 Reading Questions
1. Favorite childhood book?
2. What are you reading right now?
3. What books do you have on request at the library?
4. Bad book habit?
5. What do you currently have checked out at the library?
6. Do you have an e-reader?
7. Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once?
8. Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog?
9. Least favourite book you read this year (so far)?
10. Favorite book you’ve read this year?
11. How often do you read out of your comfort zone?
12. What is your reading comfort zone?
13. Can you read on the bus?
14. Favorite place to read?
15. What is your policy on book lending?
16. Do you ever dog-ear books?
17. Do you ever write in the margins of your books?
18. Not even with text books?
19. What is your favourite language to read in?
20. What makes you love a book?
21. What will inspire you to recommend a book?
22. Favorite genre?
23. Genre you rarely read (but wish you did)?
24. Favourite biography?
25. Have you ever read a self-help book?
26. Favourite cookbook?
27. Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or non-fiction)?
28. Favorite reading snack?
29. Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience.
30. How often do you agree with critics about a book?
31. How do you feel about giving bad/negative reviews?
32. If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you chose?
33. Most intimidating book you’ve ever read?
34. Most intimidating book you’re too nervous to begin?
35. Favorite Poet?
36. How many books do you usually have checked out of the library at any given time?
37. How often have you returned books to the library unread?
38. Favorite fictional character?
39. Favourite fictional villain?
40. Books I’m most likely to bring on vacation?
41. The longest I’ve gone without reading.
42. Name a book that you could/would not finish.
43. What distracts you easily when you’re reading?
44. Favorite film adaptation of a novel?
45. Most disappointing film adaptation?
46. The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time?
47. How often do you skim a book before reading it?
48. What would cause you to stop reading a book half-way through?
49. Do you like to keep your books organized?
50. Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them?
51. Are there any books you’ve been avoiding?
52. Name a book that made you angry.
53. A book you didn’t expect to like but did?
54. A book that you expected to like but didn’t?
55. Favorite guilt-free, pleasure reading?
Anon on. GO!
katie sent me this list as to why she keeps me around
1. prissy is cool
2. prissy is REALLY cool
3. prissy is the COOLEST
4. god DAMN is prissy cool
5. i could go on and on about how cool prissy is
6. i could probably write a book about it
Wow that totally sounds like something I would say. So believable.
have you started writing the book yet
You know that book is just like a huge commitment. There is so much to say that I know I will never finish!
I WOULD SURELY READ SUCH A BOOK
HOW GLORIOUS IT WOULD BE
I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life.
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I love you.
If only you were a book.
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